NEW PEST
“…The swarm is coming…”
G’day!
The following bulletin is from your special correspondent on matters concerning Northern Territory affairs viz. beer, bbq’s and the dubious future of manki… – Whoops! Strike me pink Olive! Sorry! PERSON kind…
You may wish to warn those currently contemplating a visit to the Northern Territory that mere dauntlessness is no longer enough! Henceforth, nerves of steel and a massively resolute intestinal fortitude are now vital prerequisites for all those attempting travel in the perilous Red Centre. They will now experience hazards before which heroes might rightly quail!
Please let it be known that a cavalier sense of adventure and a careless disregard for flies and crocodiles will no longer suffice for those bent on journeying in the ‘Deep South, of the Far North, of the Wild West, of Eastern Australia!’
It seems (from my researches) that man’s incessant meddling in the realm of nature is now set to bring down a plague of monumental – indeed biblical – proportions on the hapless citizens of the Northern Territory. Since a picture is worth a thousand words I commend you to view the attached photo…
And remember!
..The swarm is coming!
Yours in sorrow,
Jack Parkinson
(Ex of The Alice … now in hiding, somewhere in Asia)
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